This should not be news

"'So what else do you
want to know about me?' is
not conversation.

-Anonymous

First comes love...

He proposed marriage
a ring, a car, and a house
on first date. For reals.

-Robyn

No one is that hot.

"I'm so hot, I don't
have to leave my neighborhood
for dates." I'll pass, thanks.

-Anonymous

Bittersweet

Lying on the grass
Eating cherries, sharing tales
Wish he weren't leaving

-Anonymous

Perfect opportunity for the lemon law

trying to be nice
made me miss my booty call
please shut up now, dude.

-anonymous

A unisex problem

started to go down
the odor was terrible
be clean to enjoy

-anonymous

I love having guys try to eat my face off.

It was our fourth date and our first kiss. Sadly our styles just didn't mesh: ex. I prefer that a guy not try to eat my face off.

-Anonymous

No. It's not.

"I'm only 5'6
but I have good posture so
it's like I'm 5'8."

 -Anonymous

Does anyone have good eHarmony experiences?

Funny profile, but

in person he's so awkward 

eHarmony fail 

-J

SoberSingleDC

Lame poetry does not help.

Guy, via text: "Roses are red, violets are blue. Your reaction's a shame, 'cause I really liked you."

-Anonymous

Turned it all around

Ready to release
failed first date into the wild.
Then we kissed. Yowza!


-Robyn

tick...tock....

i like your profile
think we might make cute babies
i'm almost thirty

-anonymous