Sum up your last date (good or bad) in 140 characters or less. Be as creative as possible; bonus points for haiku!

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Monday, May 16, 2011

This should not be news

"'So what else do you
want to know about me?' is
not conversation.


First comes love...

He proposed marriage
a ring, a car, and a house
on first date. For reals.


Tuesday, May 10, 2011

No one is that hot.

"I'm so hot, I don't
have to leave my neighborhood
for dates." I'll pass, thanks.



Lying on the grass
Eating cherries, sharing tales
Wish he weren't leaving


Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Perfect opportunity for the lemon law

trying to be nice
made me miss my booty call
please shut up now, dude.


A unisex problem

started to go down
the odor was terrible
be clean to enjoy


I love having guys try to eat my face off.

It was our fourth date and our first kiss. Sadly our styles just didn't mesh: ex. I prefer that a guy not try to eat my face off.