No. It's not.

"I'm only 5'6
but I have good posture so
it's like I'm 5'8."

 -Anonymous

Does anyone have good eHarmony experiences?

Funny profile, but

in person he's so awkward 

eHarmony fail 

-J

SoberSingleDC

Lame poetry does not help.

Guy, via text: "Roses are red, violets are blue. Your reaction's a shame, 'cause I really liked you."

-Anonymous

Turned it all around

Ready to release
failed first date into the wild.
Then we kissed. Yowza!


-Robyn

tick...tock....

i like your profile
think we might make cute babies
i'm almost thirty

-anonymous

Oops

"Not sick -- swear to God!"

I gave my word, and a kiss...

He woke up with strep.

(I'm an asshole.)

-Katie

DateMeDC

At least wear cowboy boots if you're going to do that

Why do men add height
to profiles?  I can see you;
five nine you are not

-J
SoberSingleDC